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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 11 Nov 2020

      I strongly disagree with this firing. I don’t want to live in that world.https://www.tmz.com/2020/11/11/cnn-jeffrey-toobin-fired-new-yorker-zoom-expose-incident/ …

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    2. David Radcliff‏ @DavidRadcliff 11 Nov 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      You don’t want to live in a world where employees aren’t fired from private companies for masturbating on zoom calls? What a weird hill to fight on.

      6 replies 5 retweets 284 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 12 Nov 2020
      Replying to @DavidRadcliff

      If he had done it intentionally, I'd agree.

      3:26 AM - 12 Nov 2020
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        1. Bill Cook‏ @Summerisle1961 12 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @DavidRadcliff

          If he'd done it in the offices of The New Yorker and been seen, then regardless of intent he'd have been fired. When an employee works from home, his home becomes the office in many ways, prohibition on masturbating during working hours included I would imagine.

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        1. Bottom of the Main Line‏ @MainLineSpy 12 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @DavidRadcliff

          If you are the co-worker who was on that Zoom call, what difference would it make if it was intentional? Either way, you’d have to work with a guy who pulled it out while he was looking at your image.

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        1. Katie Molloy‏ @KatieMolloy517 12 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @DavidRadcliff

          “Oh no I accidentally started masturbating to my coworkers how did this happen”

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        1. MaxDamage‏ @prscutor 12 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @DavidRadcliff

          What about some sense of discretion and waiting until after work hours, yes even in your own home, to pull on your pud? Just bad decisions.

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        2. David Jones‏ @correctfact 12 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @DavidRadcliff

          So he was ACCIDENTALLY jacking off? 🤔

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        3. Reason Religion‏ @ReasonRel 13 Nov 2020
          Replying to @correctfact @ScottAdamsSays @DavidRadcliff

          ...in a Zoom call 👈🏽 that’s the accidental part.

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        2. Paula Dente Betz‏ @PollyB7 12 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @DavidRadcliff

          I’m concerned you would think his actions are not intentional. I literally don’t begin to understand this take. Taking specific actions then pretending it was an accident is the oddest take. What am I missing? It’s helping him & others to not take responsibility for such things

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        3. George J Zeritis‏ @GZERITIS 12 Nov 2020
          Replying to @PollyB7 @ScottAdamsSays @DavidRadcliff

          His joke....😂

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        1. American Woman.‏ @JessIsaMess903 13 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @DavidRadcliff

          If he doesn't have enough common sense to operate a zoom meeting and can't wait in between short meeting breaks to masterbate, then he has much bigger problems than his job. He is sick and needs help🤮

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        1. Lilyana Kingsten‏ @KronicallyLily 27 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @DavidRadcliff

          It’s not an accident. You do t accidentally expose yourself and begin masturbating. It’s not like he forgot he was pantsless and stood up.

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