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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 23 Oct 2020

    https://scottadams.locals.com/post/188792/robots-read-news-about-hunters-emails …

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      1. Norse‏ @NorseY1d 23 Oct 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        😂😂😂

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      1. Jim Washburn‏ @DerMusensohn 23 Oct 2020
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        Unintended apophasis.

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      1. Charles R. Smith 🔹‏ @softwarnet 23 Oct 2020
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        Coffee spitting moment for human Oil for 'botpic.twitter.com/Pqr2dtjkbI

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      1. JK‏ @findit89 23 Oct 2020
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        Would be great if this cartoon went out as your Sunday Dilbert. It would reach millions of ill informed voters that need to see what corporate media is up to . But I guess most of your partners in the media would not print it. @dpeterson101 @ItsElementary__ @TeamTrump

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      1. Mark Virag‏ @MarkVirag 23 Oct 2020
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        Scott, if you want to do political cartoons, maybe start a second strip. No shortage of material.

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      2. Amos‏ @amosclan 23 Oct 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        My wife when I showed this to her: "How did we get to the place that the Babylon Bee and Dilbert are becoming our most trusted news sources?"

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      3. Raymond Chuang‏ @SactoMan81 23 Oct 2020
        Replying to @amosclan @ScottAdamsSays

        It was getting so ridiculous that they had to create @Not_the_Bee just to show stories that were real but worthy of being a @TheBabylonBee story.

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      1. NewTruthiness‏ @newtruthiness 23 Oct 2020
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        I'm glad RRN execs didn't activate his disobedience circuit breaker chip for this slip up.

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      1. Connnie (Constantine) Murphy‏ @ConstantineMur7 23 Oct 2020
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        Clever!

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      1. Jason Hayes‏ @JasonOnGuitar 23 Oct 2020
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        That was the best robot profanity since Data in Star Trek.

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