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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 14 Oct 2020

      I will stipulate that one virus particle is smaller than one hole in a mask. Can you stipulate that it doesn’t make the case against masks?

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    2. Marty Blartfast‏ @Munchensenton 14 Oct 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      How do fart particles make it through pants and underwear so effectively?

      7 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 14 Oct 2020
      Replying to @Munchensenton

      Try blowing out a candle with your mask on.

      11:18 AM - 14 Oct 2020
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        2. tim maguire‏ @timmaguire42 14 Oct 2020
          Replying to @GOPHeel @ScottAdamsSays @Munchensenton

          Arguments against masks are always an all or nothing demand. The virus travels on droplets that are much bigger than the virus. Some get caught in the mask, the rest get slowed down by the mask so they don't spread as far. Mask + distancing makes the people around you safer.

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        1. from the Office of Dr. @StratRider™‏ @StratRider 14 Oct 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Munchensenton

          try blowing out a candle with a fart I'll wait 🤣

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        2. Steve Litchfield‏ @SteveCLitch 14 Oct 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Munchensenton

          I did. It was easy. Of course I used a cloth mask I bought at Wal-mart. Someone else will have to try it with a surgical mask to see what result they get.

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        1. Chrysippus Definitive‏ @cryptoacademic 14 Oct 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Munchensenton

          Try vaping. Hundreds of videos and everything goes out.

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        2. Magnus‏ @RealBlindsquirl 14 Oct 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Munchensenton

          U r conflating the speed of the air needed to blow out a candle with actual spread of virus or farts

          3 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
        3. LnxRocks‏ @LnxRocks 14 Oct 2020
          Replying to @RealBlindsquirl @ScottAdamsSays @Munchensenton

          Not to mention speed of air becomes irrelevant if particles hang in the air and get circulated via wind currents

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