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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 13 Oct 2020

      It's time once again to embarrass your boss and coworkers. Tell me what is bugging you about work lately and it might become a #Dilbert comic.

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    2. Sir Lucas von Köberwitz  🛡️‏ @BlackBunik 13 Oct 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      Right now the more and more unbearable solitude from working from home. When even introverts are affected, you know it's starting to be pretty bad.

      16 replies 12 retweets 283 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 13 Oct 2020
      Replying to @BlackBunik

      Unbearable solitude is a good description.

      5:11 AM - 13 Oct 2020
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        1. Gene Arizona‏ @GeneArizona1 13 Oct 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @BlackBunik

          TV show that reflected this was Alone on the History Channel.

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        2. Nick McGinley‏ @NickMcGinley1 13 Oct 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @BlackBunik

          Democrats around the office are allowed to sit around badmouthing Republicans/conservatives all day long, but God forbid any conservative or Republican should even say a single word relating to politics!

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        1. JSZ‏ @JSZ412 13 Oct 2020
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          Audit Reports

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        2. G 🆎 @Outspokenly‏ @OutspokenlyNW 13 Oct 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @BlackBunik

          Demanding that the camera be on for virtual video meetings every morning where all we do is look at a spreadsheet anyways so no one's camera is showing and then in the end we watch some BS motivational video from YouTube 💩 NO ONE CAN SEE THE STUPID CAMERAS!

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        3. 睡い。。。‏ @PatronStOfSleep 13 Oct 2020
          Replying to @OutspokenlyNW @ScottAdamsSays @BlackBunik

          My internet sometimes vomits on trying to handle several folks' webcams AND the spreadsheet, so I hate it. I have a coworker whose cell is his only ISP, (too remote for real ISPs 😜) and he can barely handle voice chats!

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        1. David M‏ @m_lists 13 Oct 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @BlackBunik

          The result with potential comedic angle is the ones who can’t stop talking when they finally get some social interaction. And oversharing.

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        1. Cindy Peters‏ @cindykay777 13 Oct 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @BlackBunik

          My brother is suffering from this ! 😩 I’m a clinical lab scientist so working remotely from home not an option for me!👩‍🔬

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        1. D Berkeley‏ @daarka50 13 Oct 2020
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          My dog participates in conf calls when he hears another dog. Or water running. Or a doorbell.

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