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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 13 Oct 2020

      It's time once again to embarrass your boss and coworkers. Tell me what is bugging you about work lately and it might become a #Dilbert comic.

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 13 Oct 2020

      Topics to ignore: food, bathrooms, noise in the office

      4:36 AM - 13 Oct 2020
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        1. The Blue Light Diet‏ @bluelightdiet 13 Oct 2020
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          Hand sanitizer. They can choke on it.

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        1. BennyBeatts‏ @EnergyWrapAU 13 Oct 2020
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          Sit / stand desks. Sometimes they get jammed. Sometimes they move on their own.

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        1. Hugo Barklund‏ @HugoBarklund 13 Oct 2020
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          Bull whip effects when "bosses" layers above can't see that their latest management fad is half through implementation before they jollilly jumps on the next one. OODA-loops needs to be longer the higher up you are.

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        1. Surabi‏ @sparklymoon 13 Oct 2020
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          I’ve been covid tested 22 times. They send out company wide texts 24/7 in all caps to tell everyone what WE are doing wrong.

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        1. Jay Hardison‏ @hismanj 13 Oct 2020
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          As a pastor, I’d like to see Dilbert survive a church office. May the odds be ever in his favor! 😂

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        2. The Office of Former President Le Renard Subtil‏ @GreenNWhiteGoon 13 Oct 2020
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          Is your director Ernst Stavro Blofeld?

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        1. Citizen Servant  ▶️‏ @citizenservant 13 Oct 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          You work two months on a project and the day you are to present it you get the dreaded “priorities have changed” speech followed up by “but this work will be useful someday”. 😳

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        1. Canada200‏ @FutureCanada200 13 Oct 2020
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          How about the boss who needs to control everything.....you can’t send an email without fear that the micromanaging govt worker will have 20 comments.

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        1. ac130spectre‏ @spectre_151 13 Oct 2020
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          Awe, come on. The general insistence that companies make the same capacity of ladies rooms & mens rooms in engineering firms or the mirror image in marketing has to be funny.

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