It's time once again to embarrass your boss and coworkers. Tell me what is bugging you about work lately and it might become a #Dilbert comic.
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Hand sanitizer. They can choke on it.
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Sit / stand desks. Sometimes they get jammed. Sometimes they move on their own.
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Bull whip effects when "bosses" layers above can't see that their latest management fad is half through implementation before they jollilly jumps on the next one. OODA-loops needs to be longer the higher up you are.
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I’ve been covid tested 22 times. They send out company wide texts 24/7 in all caps to tell everyone what WE are doing wrong.
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As a pastor, I’d like to see Dilbert survive a church office. May the odds be ever in his favor!
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Is your director Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
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You work two months on a project and the day you are to present it you get the dreaded “priorities have changed” speech followed up by “but this work will be useful someday”.
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How about the boss who needs to control everything.....you can’t send an email without fear that the micromanaging govt worker will have 20 comments.
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Awe, come on. The general insistence that companies make the same capacity of ladies rooms & mens rooms in engineering firms or the mirror image in marketing has to be funny.
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