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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 13 Oct 2020

    It's time once again to embarrass your boss and coworkers. Tell me what is bugging you about work lately and it might become a #Dilbert comic.

    4:36 AM - 13 Oct 2020
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      1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 13 Oct 2020

        Topics to ignore: food, bathrooms, noise in the office

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      2. Charles R. Smith 🔹‏ @softwarnet 13 Oct 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Holding a meeting about having a meeting

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      3. BladesOvCrypto‏ @Blades_ofsteel 13 Oct 2020
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        YESSS

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      2. Dr. Josh, AtlasMD‏ @AtlasMD 13 Oct 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Patient: can you refill my white pills? Doc: they are all white pills...

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      2. Why a Duck?‏ @MarkNCanton 13 Oct 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        People on Zoom or other platform who spend the whole meeting with only the top of their head showing.

        2 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
      3. Xpy Son of a Gun  🇺🇲 🇳🇿‏ @ChrisLa16465840 13 Oct 2020
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        hahaha there's definitely one on all our calls

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      1. mat‏ @mickymerch7 13 Oct 2020
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        I hear the word “COVID” every two sentences.

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