My wife said “oh look, a heart-shaped potato”. “Yeah... a heart” I thought. One potato, two films @ScottAdamsSayspic.twitter.com/MlzY2RHSnQ
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Are you two having a convo soon? Would be epic!
ROTFLMA
I knew russet had to be a pun, but I didn’t know what it meant. Googled it. Well played!
Boomer humor
This got off to a bad starch but I'll be rooting for your wife.
I once thought you had it all together but after that, Idaho. 
Witty
I'm assuming your saying it looks like a ball sack?
Ding ding ding ding
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