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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Sep 2020

    CNN is like the boss who causes you to fail and then denies you a raise because you failed.

    6:57 AM - 24 Sep 2020
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      1. DadSays  🥃 🎶 🦆 🤔‏ @thegreene1 24 Sep 2020
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        Like a bad girlfriend

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      1. Socialism Sucks‏ @ChopChic1 24 Sep 2020
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        I hate those bosses too!!

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      1. ledtear ن‏ @ledtear 24 Sep 2020
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        sounds like the pointy haired guy...

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      1. Trevor Lahey‏ @RandyBoeBandy 24 Sep 2020
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        Blaming your boss is like blaming your parents though. Wouldn’t recommend using this analogy

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      1. PLEASE STAND BY  🇺🇸‏ @buzzskill_2000 24 Sep 2020
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        Then the boss gets a bonus.

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      1. Marty Blartfast‏ @Munchensenton 24 Sep 2020
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        That's a comic strip

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      2. Michael Callaghan #AngularAdvocate‏ @walkingriver 24 Sep 2020
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        I had that boss at Compaq about 20 years ago. I was absolutely convinced that our team had been given an impossible project specifically so that he could blame someone else when it failed. Instead, we succeeded beyond everyone's expectations. Nothing succeeds like success!

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      3. mirrormere cos‏ @mirrormerecos 24 Sep 2020
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        Then he took the credit?

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      1. J. Robert Aycock‏ @aycockonxion 24 Sep 2020
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        Does he have pointy hair?

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