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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Sep 2020

    https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-09-24?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=organic-dilbert-sa&utm_campaign=daily-engagement&utm_content=dilbert … #Dilbert

    6:45 AM - 24 Sep 2020
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      1. Fingernails that Shine Like Justice‏ @jawjagrrl 24 Sep 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

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      1. Stan Modjesky‏ @SModjesky 24 Sep 2020
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        Truth, and the reason I left corporate employment 32 years ago.

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      1.  🌈boston crime donut (standard) ♥(っ◔◡◔)っ  ™️‏ @neutromelon 24 Sep 2020
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        Souls are just encumbrances. She’s better off now.

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      1.  ⭐️ 🇺🇸 ✝️Giomerica ✝️ 🇺🇸 ⭐️‏ @ScottGiorgini 24 Sep 2020
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        ...and with that, Mr. Adams perfectly sums up the state of today's Main Stream Press.

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      1. HWVIII‏ @HowieVernonIII 24 Sep 2020
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        This one hit home. Ouch.

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      1. Preston Park, J.D. — sleeping now‏ @pjparkjd 24 Sep 2020
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        I'm writing another post on running. I've tentatively picked this comic for licensing, unless someone has a better suggestion. It's about conquering mental barriers to performance.https://dilbert.com/strip/1992-06-26 …

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      1. WiseMonkey‏ @SoCalObserver 24 Sep 2020
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        Scott, I can attest that these do indeed exist! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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      1. I’m still workin’ on it.‏ @cskainr 24 Sep 2020
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        Awesome!

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      1. What They Mean‏ @Translates_ 24 Sep 2020
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        It was always obvious that all characters in Dulbert didn’t like or respect each other. Now it looks like self loathing developing. This is Scooter’s autobiography.

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      2. Gavin‏ @FreezeGm 24 Sep 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        I quit reading your comic after I started following you on twitter and realized who and what you're really about. Your success gave new meaning to the adage, "Even a blind squirrel stumbles upon a nut once in a while"

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      3. dougcarl‏ @dougcarl_ 24 Sep 2020
        Replying to @FreezeGm @ScottAdamsSays

        Normal humans are capable of separating art from the politics of the artist. Those who are unable to do so are intellectually inept.

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