Stop being correct dammit. Tell us all about how I will win the lottery while Carrie Underwood breaks into my house naked and armed with a banjo and a shaker full of preworkout.https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1302940889992495105 …
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If the simulation were real, it would be Mama Cass with her didgeridoo and prune juice.
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At today’s press conference President Trump, when answering reporter’s questions, dissected their premises and served them on a plate garnished with their embarrassment. It was beautiful from my Trump supporting perspective and one of his best performances.
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