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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 21 Aug 2020

      If Asshole Joe Biden really believes the Fine People Hoax, he's too dumb to be president. If he knows it is fake and is using it to divide the country, he is too evil to be president. Neither of those flaws is cancelled out by his ability to read in public or ride a bike.

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    2. CL‏ @hellofootball11 21 Aug 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      What if he believed stealth planes were literally invisible or that windmills cause cancer?

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 21 Aug 2020
      Replying to @hellofootball11

      I heard the stealth plane thing. It was obvious in context that "can't see them" meant electronically. The other one is obviously fake too. I mean, isn't that kinda obvious to you?

      4:35 PM - 21 Aug 2020
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        1. The Barbarian (Not that guy)  🏴‍☠️‏ @NM_Barbarian 21 Aug 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @hellofootball11

          They believe everything that they are told by the MSM

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        1. Duffy Behr‏ @DuffyBehr 21 Aug 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @hellofootball11

          I saw saw that yesterday and said to my spouse "bet they will say Trump thinks the plane is literally invisible when he's obviously speaking about the radar signature". I was right. There are lots of morons.

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        1. The Barbarian (Not that guy)  🏴‍☠️‏ @NM_Barbarian 21 Aug 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @hellofootball11

          But hey.... has he claimed to vist 57 states?

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        1. JGP‏ @jgp94 21 Aug 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @hellofootball11

          How about taking the airports during the revolutionary war?https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/05/flight-of-fancy-trump-claims-1775-revolutionary-army-took-over-airports …

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        1. Jeremy Wickersheimer‏ @jwickers 21 Aug 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @hellofootball11

          It's obvious yes, it's also the case that would he believe them to be literally invisible the quote applies perfectly as well .. which is the essence of the joke.

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        2. Jeremy Wickersheimer‏ @jwickers 21 Aug 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @hellofootball11

          He actually said "they say the noise causes cancer" .. Trump is used to starting his dumbest statements by "they say"https://factba.se/transcript/donald-trump-speech-rncc-fundraiser-dinner-april-2-2019 …

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        2. Trey W‏ @ndblackirish97 22 Aug 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @hellofootball11

          “They say, well, it wins every time because the enemy cannot see it. Even if it’s right next to them, it can't see it. I said that helps. That’s a good thing." No combat pilot will admit saying something like that abt close air combat. But you be you “Trumpsplaining” his gaffes.

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        3. Danny‏ @mybsurchin 23 Aug 2020
          Replying to @ndblackirish97 @ScottAdamsSays @hellofootball11

          Lol buddy. Modern air combat is not about looking out the window and seeing the other dude. It’s about electronics.

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