I wonder if Adam Schiff will be in jail by Election Day. I'd give it a 60% chance.
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Yes... who else? lol
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"This just in, Vigor Habits has received a $20,000 settlement for a severe firearm injury to the genitals after an ill-fated traffic stop" -News briefing from the future. I think in Scott's simulation, he is more of a Monkey's Paw than a genie.
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Schiff checks alot of boxes that make him a good Villain to king,,, The most important politically, you wont be pissing any voters off, or being seen as Racist for wanting to "Lock Shit Up."
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If you’re taking requests, develop the simulation so the good guys win. Oh, and make me one of the good guys.
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I hate to use up one of my three wishes on my puppy having normal poops but that's all I can think of at the moment. Oh, how about ending the pandemic?
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“Scott Adams: Architect of the Simulation”?
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That made me smile.
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