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    1. Ahmed BEst‏Verified account @ahmedbest 28 Jun 2020

      Ahmed BEst Retweeted The Hollywood Reporter

      I have a masters degree in film and teach film at a top tier university, An over twenty five year professional career and I walk into pitches with a fully realized bible pilot and seven season arc, and often times told it’s not enough. But Lena Dunham, cool.https://twitter.com/THR/status/853626314649219073 …

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      The Hollywood ReporterVerified account @THR
      .@LenaDunham was 23 when she sold #Girls to HBO with a page-and-a-half-long pitch, without a character nor a plot http://thr.cm/cMIzUT  pic.twitter.com/MLUgJEhZ1w
      870 replies 7,884 retweets 57,246 likes
    2. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 28 Jun 2020
      Replying to @ahmedbest

      I lost my TV show for being white when UPN decided it would focus on an African-American audience. That was the third job I lost for being white. The other two in corporate America. (They told me directly.)

      3,680 replies 663 retweets 3,779 likes
    3. James Fell‏Verified account @BodyForWife 29 Jun 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ahmedbest

      Are you sure it wasn't just for being a racist douchebag?

      4 replies 4 retweets 169 likes
    4. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 29 Jun 2020
      Replying to @BodyForWife @ahmedbest

      I was going to reply with something funny and biting until I saw your profile. You get a pass for full transparency.

      14 replies 2 retweets 51 likes
    5. James Fell‏Verified account @BodyForWife 29 Jun 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ahmedbest

      You haven't come up with anything funny in at least a quarter century, but nice effort at excusing your inability to bite.

      6 replies 6 retweets 155 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 29 Jun 2020
      Replying to @BodyForWife @ahmedbest

      Sometimes at night, when I fall asleep on the mattress full of money I made from Dilbert, I feel bad because 150 million daily readers don't know I am not funny. I hope they never find out.

      9:56 AM - 29 Jun 2020
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      48 replies 15 retweets 156 likes
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        2. Niraj Sanghvi‽‏ @nirajsanghvi 29 Jun 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @BodyForWife @ahmedbest

          And yet here you are on Twitter whining about being oppressed. It's almost like that money and reader count couldn't buy happiness, or empathy, or credibility. I like how you keep ignoring the tweets mentioning this too.pic.twitter.com/XXb2iGgXe0

          3 replies 2 retweets 23 likes
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        2. James Fell‏Verified account @BodyForWife 29 Jun 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ahmedbest

          Argumentum ad populum. Kardashians are popular. Trump is popular. Popular =/= good. And as to why anyone still follows you, Robert Heinlein explained it: "You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic."

          2 replies 7 retweets 97 likes
        3. C Wilson‏ @stacklp 1 Jul 2020
          Replying to @BodyForWife @ScottAdamsSays

          pic.twitter.com/eBbqSN9P4d

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        1. Bone ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕥𝕠𝕟  🏳️‍🌈‏ @dr_presidente 30 Jun 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @BodyForWife @ahmedbest

          We all know you’re not funny

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        2. Jeff Cross‏ @JeffCross5000 1 Jul 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @BodyForWife

          I suspect that you're the only occupant in said bed.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Young gods  🇺🇸‏ @JungGodz 1 Jul 2020
          Replying to @JeffCross5000 @ScottAdamsSays @BodyForWife

          Kristina Basham my dude

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. logicrules‏ @EmilyLogicrules 1 Jul 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @BodyForWife @ahmedbest

          And you can thank your white privilege for that.

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        1. Kevin Pereau‏ @kpereau 1 Jul 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @BodyForWife @ahmedbest

          Hey, you can use it for another failed restaurant

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