That’s MY job! 
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Hey Scott, Do you have a promo code for locals?
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How many times can I say it's funny because it's true before it's too much?
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True Wisdom is knowing how to avoid... the Dunning-Kruger effect... bravo... .
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Somebody leaked my job description.
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It's funny 'cause it's true.
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This is every politician.
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Frickin' awesome, right? https://twitter.com/PetiteNicoco/status/1275512954457403392 …
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I notice that Dilbert wasn't in this strip. Is it because he's in the green room getting his joker make up done?
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