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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 16 Jun 2020

    https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-06-16?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=organic-dilbert-sa&utm_campaign=daily-engagement&utm_content=dilbert … #Dilbert

    3:40 PM - 16 Jun 2020
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      1. Best Day Ever Coffee Co.‏ @BDECoffee 16 Jun 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Best day ever coffee!

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      2. Wes Deviers‏ @wesdeviers 16 Jun 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        "Safety third!"

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      3. A Mithra is Fine Too‏ @MD_Mithra00 16 Jun 2020
        Replying to @wesdeviers @ScottAdamsSays

        That’s actually pretty good and realistic! I fly airplanes and I detest when some middle management drone tells me “Safety is #1 priority!” The safest thing to do with airplanes is never to fly them! And if it was safe and unprofitable we wouldn’t do it either!

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      2. Jen Robertson‏ @jenrobertson2o2 16 Jun 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Is the antibody test reliable and proven for immunity yet? I’d like a hall pass to go maskless.

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      3. Jen Robertson‏ @jenrobertson2o2 16 Jun 2020
        Replying to @jenrobertson2o2 @ScottAdamsSays

        I got busted once taking my lunch break maskless. I’m not sure how to eat while covering my mouth. Feeding tubes could be a solution. 😐

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      1. The Squirrels in my Head‏ @AlbinoSqrl 16 Jun 2020
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        How far off is terms and conditions required in normal conversations?

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      1. Bob Mann‏ @BobMann2001 16 Jun 2020
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        Having coffee with you every morning seems to lead to understanding Dilbert on a deeper level.

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      1. Marsupial Gamer‏ @Marsupial_Gamer 16 Jun 2020
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        Totally using this! "Blah, blah, blm. Happy?" 🤣

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      1. Adamant Consternation‏ @AdamantC 16 Jun 2020
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        Welcome to the Jory Caron laboratory where safety is our number one concern!

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      1. The Figgerer‏ @TopDogChip 16 Jun 2020
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        Man, all that extra work drawing the face masks.

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