FREEDOM!pic.twitter.com/Z3KQHscOzF
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What is the dessert?
A cigarette?
whew....you had me worried there, Scott!
Yep, definitely a "humble brag" 
Chicks dig meat.
i guess the main course was ready to serve 
OK. OK. The look on her face seems to convey some level of disgust with the offering. I'm glad to hear things got better.
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