(Minneapolis in 2021) 911 Operator: State your emergency Citizen: There are armed people trying to bust open my door!!! 911 Operator: Thoughts & Prayers
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This is the ultimate form of capitalism. Try a new product and see if it sells. When they lose in a landslide, you know which product was superior.
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Calling on several overweight, I mean "vertically challenged", gals will stop a crime spree?
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Liked just for the absurd neologism.
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Riots are the new elections! That’s how the people express their opinions.
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