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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 1 Jun 2020

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    Oakland Zoo @oakzoo
    Attention to all our followers: The reports about any of our animals being outside of the Zoo are FALSE. The FALSE report was given by a bus driver to the Alameda County Sheriff. Thank you all for your concern and have a safe night!
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      1. Cathe Gordon‏ @twitcathe 1 Jun 2020
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        What, no penguins at least? WTH kind of Simulation is this, Scott?

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      1. Imperator Philippus Arabus‏ @PhilippusArabus 1 Jun 2020
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        Based on the behavior of many humans lately, it's not surprising that some people would think that wild animals had escaped from the zoo.

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      1. Disgruntled Pelican‏ @DsgrntldPlican 1 Jun 2020
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        It's always the bus driver

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      1. Giacomo Hartelli‏ @GiacomoHartelli 1 Jun 2020
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        Army of the Twelve Monkeys!

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      1. 𓃰 and Lo 𓆃‏ @lokeshwarajones 1 Jun 2020
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        credible reports of a hippo loose in houston though

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      1. NoSnowflake‏ @NoToMobs 1 Jun 2020
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        😂

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      1. Gib‏ @Gibstra 1 Jun 2020
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        I need a definition of “animals”. Can you use it in a sentence?

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      1. Pathog3n‏ @Pathog3nic 1 Jun 2020
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        This was obviously false. Even animals would never act this way....

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      1. Arete‏ @ColinACody 1 Jun 2020
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        That got Chicago last night, it was reported a Hippo was on Lake Shore Drive.

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