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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 27 May 2020

    Scott Adams Retweeted Stephen Herreid

    The funniest part is that I'm sure the rest of us only need to be six feet apart. The CDC recommends twelve feet for Biden. 😂https://twitter.com/StephenHerreid/status/1265404537478746112 …

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    Stephen Herreid @StephenHerreid
    hi everyone here is a picture of two insane people from the year two thousand and twenty pic.twitter.com/LHAwAycYiu
    6:49 AM - 27 May 2020
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    • emily Jayden Harris Conservative Hippie joan fuhrman Harald F. Bma LordRitzi Al Dente 🍝 Dmitriy GingerGallery ⏳
    209 replies 354 retweets 2,101 likes
      1. North Star‏ @BostonShadow 27 May 2020
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        Now that's comedy.

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      1. BongBong‏ @BongBong 27 May 2020
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        Might even be 18 feet.

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      1. TMG‏ @themightygwinn 27 May 2020
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        Couldn't help but expose his blond leg hairs in that shot either

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      1. Mr. Vegan‏ @mrmrsvegan 27 May 2020
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        It’s Biden’s two scoops. If Donald does 6, I’ll do 12 to show how extra responsible he is... 1st grade logic

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      1. Tom the Dog-Faced One-Horse Pony Soldier‏ @thomasa56 27 May 2020
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        When it comes to Biden-itis, you don’t want to take any chances of catching it.

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      1. Logician‏ @thedoctorzen 27 May 2020
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        It's not because of coronovirus, she's just worried he'll try to sniff her hair.

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      1. SJ‏ @Sjharris2020 27 May 2020
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        And I assume they let husband and wife to be even closer...

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      1. The other - Michael Moore‏ @Michael89541443 27 May 2020
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        There are levels of insanity that can not be explained by ordinary people using common sense!pic.twitter.com/cK3dY9HeGq

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      1. Zonker 🍹Defundbarstool.com 🍹‏ @BarstoolZ 27 May 2020
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        Its because if he gets a whiff of hair he won't be able to keep his mask on

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