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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 9 May 2020

    https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-05-09?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=organic-dilbert-sa&utm_campaign=daily-engagement&utm_content=dilbert … #Dilbert

    8:58 AM - 9 May 2020
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    • Peter J. Forest Jerry Holmes Sandy Riggs Sonja Pollon Dan_Plainview James Morrissey The ballots, Joseph. Alex Hernandez 🇺🇸 NoSnowflake
    10 replies 35 retweets 195 likes
      1. Steve DeLaet‏ @St33zyD 9 May 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Excellent juxtaposition between cringe and hilarity. I actually did a little "haha-ugh" when I read this.

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      2. Preetam Satish‏ @preetamsatish 9 May 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Totally unrelated question Scott, but is Dilbert the character based on you ? If not, was there any real life inspiration for Dilbert ?

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      3. Qué te digo...‏ @justo_y_franco 9 May 2020
        Replying to @preetamsatish @ScottAdamsSays

        My guess is that Wally is Scott in Dilbert's world.

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      1. Michael R.‏ @agamemnus_dev 9 May 2020
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        Wow

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      1. Steven Ciszewski‏ @ciszewsm 9 May 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Hey Scott, there is an interesting lecture on vitamin D that I caught on youtube this morning, Vitamin D & the Upper Respiratory Tract. I was interested in this after listening to your periscope yesterday.

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      1. Ruben Gao 😎‏ @RubenGao 9 May 2020
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        Dogbert's reaction: Priceless.pic.twitter.com/76WRGHAj9a

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      1. Michael Babb‏ @p25735 9 May 2020
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        Uhhhh...

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      1. Trace  🐲 Trust No One  ♥️ 🧜‍♀️ ⚾‏ @WisteriaSky233 9 May 2020
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        I'm so over the BS. I don't care. I will go out, enjoy the sun. Sheeple can stay inside. 👋

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