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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 25 Apr 2020

      Pro Tip: If you find yourself bleating, "But he literally said that," you are demonstrating that you don't understand how words work. Meaning requires context. It never matters what someone LITERALLY said. It only matters what they meant, which context can help you discern.

      558 replies 1,146 retweets 5,342 likes
    2. David Pakman‏Verified account @dpakman 25 Apr 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      Scott I would take the loss on this one and move on. It's getting cringey.

      15 replies 7 retweets 328 likes
    3. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 25 Apr 2020
      Replying to @dpakman

      Is that because you believe Trump was recommending injections of Clorox and isopropyl alcohol? Please tell me you believe that. I want to see if you can say it in public.

      32 replies 11 retweets 223 likes
    4. David Pakman‏Verified account @dpakman 25 Apr 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      No he didn't RECOMMEND it, he idiotically wondered aloud about it in the tone of his "genius great ideas" he believes himself to have, and suggested that medical doctors look into it. You're using semantics to pretend there is no story. Not about "recommendation"

      14 replies 3 retweets 114 likes
    5. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 25 Apr 2020
      Replying to @dpakman

      That did not happen either. He was unclear, obviously. But you'd have to be extra gullible to think he was wondering aloud about mainlining Clorox and Lysol when the context was using far-UV light to disinfect after "injecting" it into a trachea. It's already in testing.

      11 replies 5 retweets 60 likes
    6. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 25 Apr 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @dpakman

      You must realize at this point that you were underinformed, and now that you know the context, the transcript makes it obvious what he meant. He just communicated poorly.

      7 replies 2 retweets 42 likes
    7. David Pakman‏Verified account @dpakman 25 Apr 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      Lol no, I just know when a conversation is no longer worth having with a bad faith actor. That's the only reason I'm not responding, like I said ten minutes ago.

      14 replies 0 retweets 60 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 25 Apr 2020
      Replying to @dpakman

      You're an asshole. You know me well enough to know I often criticize the president, including in this very situation. His communication was unclear, it was unwise to even be noodling on the topic, and he obviously lied about being "sarcastic." Fuck you.

      6:50 AM - 25 Apr 2020
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        2. garydfaulkner‏ @garydfaulkner 25 Apr 2020
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          Man, I love a back-alley brawl. #ClashOfTitans

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        1. Sᴛᴇᴠᴇɴ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍꜱᴏɴ‏ @scarce_sense 25 Apr 2020
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          Harsh, but true.

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        2. David Pakman‏Verified account @dpakman 25 Apr 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          Dude are you serious? This tweet is outrageous. Hope you reconsider it.

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        2. David Pakman‏Verified account @dpakman 25 Apr 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          This is an unhinged ad hominem and unlike you. I'm sorry you feel you had to send it.

          15 replies 3 retweets 47 likes
        3. Ross Lewis‏ @rosswlewis 25 Apr 2020
          Replying to @dpakman @ScottAdamsSays

          This isn’t a good look for you @dpakman

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