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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Apr 2020

      We all fall for fake news when it sounds at least a little bit plausible. But if you believe @realDonaldTrump asked Dr. Birx her opinion on mainlining bleach and isopropyl alcohol, you really need to work on your gullibility

      865 replies 3,108 retweets 12,647 likes
    2. Stephen Carter - Decide Campaigns‏Verified account @carter_AB 24 Apr 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @realDonaldTrump

      IT WAS SHOWN LIVE ON TV!! I can't believe I used to read Dilbert.

      14 replies 0 retweets 82 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Apr 2020
      Replying to @carter_AB @realDonaldTrump

      The words were on TV. The interpretation is in your head with the squirrels.

      10:13 AM - 24 Apr 2020
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        2. Ben Jammin‏ @xBenJamminx 24 Apr 2020

          Does light not come from the sun or...?

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        1. Steve F‏ @SteveFunderburg 24 Apr 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @carter_AB @realDonaldTrump

          And those squirrels are juggling knives.

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        2. Michael Paul Edwards‏ @MichaelPaulEdw1 24 Apr 2020

          No translation you need to stop acting like you can and just read what he said

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        2. Adam Eugene, CFP®‏ @AdamREugene 24 Apr 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @carter_AB @realDonaldTrump

          Hi Scott, this reminds me of a quote from my grandpa, “it’s not what you say, but what people hear”. So how do you adjust what you say, so people hear clearly the actual meaning?

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        2. The Good Jared  🌹‏ @The_Good_Jared 24 Apr 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @carter_AB @realDonaldTrump

          Y’all heard about these words on TV?pic.twitter.com/7eD5XaRbCe

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        3. The Good Jared  🌹‏ @The_Good_Jared 24 Apr 2020
          Replying to @The_Good_Jared @ScottAdamsSays and

          It really takes a special kind of sycophant to keep making excuses for these people over and over again.

          2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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