In about a week, prepare for non-stop stories in the press like this: "Carl protested the economic shutdown. He did not wear a mask. Now Carl is dead and so is his grandma. Don't be Carl."
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This is the most likely outcome.
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Let's hope it never comes to that. I hate alternate endings.
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You, of all people, have to recognize that if you die corporate bureacracy will ensure Dilbert won't get the ending you intended. Especially if there's a dollar to be made.
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would dilbert use a ventilator produced by his own company?
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would be a good way for Ted to die again ... put on a ventilator he designed
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Hey Scott can you hypnotize me to stop biting my nails? It seems like quitting would increase my chances of surviving the pandemic.
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Probably know this answer, but this makes me ask if you have good estate planning in place ? I’ve seen both sides of that equation & was so sad when Prince passed with no plan. We need you Scott, please direct what happens if needed, help those you choose instead of the State.
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