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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 19 Apr 2020

      Restaurant reopening ideas: Instead of getting back to where we were, why not try to get to something better? As an ex-restaurant owner, I have some suggestions.

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    2. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 19 Apr 2020

      Add a “Dine in” option to the DoorDash app with a table number as the address. Avoids all conversation with servers. Food is delivered to a side table for guests to help themselves.

      45 replies 53 retweets 844 likes
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    3. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 19 Apr 2020

      Add a tent card to tables with phone numbers so diners can text the kitchen (for special orders), your server for the fork they forgot, or the front-of-house manager for anything else.

      22 replies 35 retweets 504 likes
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    4. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 19 Apr 2020

      Relax local zoning laws to allow for expanding restaurant seating into sidewalks, roads, and parking lots. Traffic can be redirected. Won’t work everyplace.

      17 replies 48 retweets 692 likes
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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 19 Apr 2020

      Allow some restaurants to temporarily set up barbecue businesses in parks for the summer.

      12:32 PM - 19 Apr 2020
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        2. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 19 Apr 2020

          Using the honor system, open first to families and couples that have been isolating in the same household. No mixed seating at tables. Maybe loosen that for outdoor dining where there is space.

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        3. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 19 Apr 2020

          For outdoor dining, allow dogs to accompany on leashes. That isn’t legal where I live.

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        4. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 19 Apr 2020

          The larger idea is to rethink restaurant models from scratch. Maybe we can make them better than ever, at least in some ways.

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        1. Magic Eight Ball‏ @GiacomoUSA 19 Apr 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          This isn’t the experience for which people pay over double the cost of food. A restaurant is where I pay people to serve me at a nice table away from the riff-raff. Not paying extra to eat in a park with bums and screaming kids.

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        1. Shahram‏ @azmoudeh1975 19 Apr 2020
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        1. Mark Lively‏ @MongoTheGeek 19 Apr 2020
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          Like food trucks?

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        1. CEO‏ @spctrstrategy 19 Apr 2020
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          Just had this discussion with one of my restaurant clients, we are launching a BBQ restaurant, in a park setting, with a picnic theme in the very near future.

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        1. Swamp Yankee‏ @swompyankee 19 Apr 2020
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          Yes! Love barbecuepic.twitter.com/3FWMUcgFFQ

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        1. Rick Colby‏ @RickBColby 19 Apr 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          Ray Ray’s Hog Pit is doing amazing business in a parking lot in Columbus, Ohio. (You don’t see the long line in this photo because of social distancing.)pic.twitter.com/SJ6n59Nu43

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        1. WeezieAnn‏ @DaBirdDaPlane 19 Apr 2020
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          Saw a taco mobile yesterday. Pretty slick!

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