The first massage therapist to have confirmed #COVID19 antibodies will be able to charge $1,000 per hour for a few months.
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If China announces it has recently perfected an oxytocin pill, I’m going to join the conspiracy theory team. Half the country is already jonesing for a hit.
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I worry that I’m over-petting my cat. She isn’t built for this kind of attention. Maybe I should shave her to check for calluses. I mean, I have time.
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Brilliant idea!
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Lol!!!!
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strippers are delivering food already i assume it's already going on
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I would do that—I’m such a big hugger anyway.
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I predict that some people who recovered will be recruited to work on Nuclear Submarines.pic.twitter.com/fi1BgXcIvO
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