In a world without toilet paper, the man with one roll is kingpic.twitter.com/NUpJAKv2Ep
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Breaking Bad, starring Walter Wipe
If you only use one square of toilet paper you’re going to break on through to the other sidepic.twitter.com/36AP4k8mOM
The whole town will share!!

1 or 2 ply?
Either that, or he's toast.
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