Want to see something amazing?!
I went to the grocery store today and was able buy this. 

Thanks @AldiUSA for the TPpic.twitter.com/wW2dvGvWNY
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Wiping away our problems
Aldi turned the other sheet.
I know where you're headed...pic.twitter.com/HaeTUeVkzw
Soon this guy will need a new pick-up line:pic.twitter.com/B7t56RuM4A
Sam's club had TP up front in a Black Friday type display the other day. 1 per customer, and they were gone within 10 minutespic.twitter.com/OgBM7sw9YG
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