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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 1 Apr 2020

      Today I announce my candidacy for President of the United States. I don't plan to campaign any harder than Joe Biden, and when elected I plan to work from home. If paperwork is involved, I need someone to fill it out for me. #Adams2020

      336 replies 704 retweets 5,456 likes
    2. Mark Schneider‏ @subschneider 1 Apr 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      Your VP will have a lot of work to do. Is @Cernovich up for the task?

      2 replies 2 retweets 42 likes
    3. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 1 Apr 2020
      Replying to @subschneider @Cernovich

      Secretary of Defense

      4 replies 0 retweets 69 likes
    4. Mark Schneider‏ @subschneider 1 Apr 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Cernovich

      Dibs on Secretary of Energy.

      5 replies 1 retweet 58 likes
    5. Adam Townsend‏ @adamscrabble 1 Apr 2020
      Replying to @subschneider @ScottAdamsSays @Cernovich

      dibs on Sec. of Greenland

      3 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
    6. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 1 Apr 2020
      Replying to @adamscrabble @subschneider @Cernovich

      Governor of Greenland it is.

      3 replies 2 retweets 32 likes
    7. Adam Townsend‏ @adamscrabble 1 Apr 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @subschneider @Cernovich

      I will rule "firm but fair"

      1 reply 1 retweet 29 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 1 Apr 2020
      Replying to @adamscrabble @subschneider @Cernovich

      Would you have any objections to me turning it into a penal colony? Feels perfect for that.

      6:39 AM - 1 Apr 2020
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      7 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
        1. Lazarus Long‏ @rmjtools 1 Apr 2020
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          What would happen to Botany Bay?

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        1. Darren Lovegrove‏ @DaztheDruid 1 Apr 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @adamscrabble and

          perhaps thats the plan anyway?

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        2. Mark Schneider‏ @subschneider 1 Apr 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @adamscrabble @Cernovich

          Perfect location to send all the weed criminals. The name even matches.

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. Adam Townsend‏ @adamscrabble 1 Apr 2020
          Replying to @subschneider @ScottAdamsSays @Cernovich

          Name should be changed to "Really Iceland". Make right and old wrong

          1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
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        1. Erica like AmERICA‏ @ZiaErica 1 Apr 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @adamscrabble and

          He said "penal"

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        1. Marty Blartfast‏ @Munchensenton 1 Apr 2020
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          Did you misspell penile?

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        1. Aguanut1203‏ @aguanut1203 1 Apr 2020
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          @aoc can have her GREEN new deal there.

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