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    1. John Cleese‏Verified account @JohnCleese 31 Mar 2020

      I see that the lesson of King Canute, who discovered that the incoming ocean waves did not obey his commands. is being learned by the President And as this horrible virus spreads from the centres of population, I hope this reality becomes apparent to some of his supporters

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 31 Mar 2020
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      Be useful.

      12:43 PM - 31 Mar 2020
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        2. Hayley‏ @Hayley_210 31 Mar 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JohnCleese

          He has provided many many hours of entertainment, he has been more than useful.

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        2. FIND 11,780 VOTES‏ @Markenstern 31 Mar 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JohnCleese

          Helping the gaslighted to see that the Emperor has no clothes IS useful. It is in fact the reason why we have jesters, so we don't believe the Emperor's bullsh*t. Wake up.

          4 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
        3. Misha in the Cloud‏ @MishaInTheCloud 31 Mar 2020
          Replying to @Markenstern @ScottAdamsSays @JohnCleese

          Hey Scott. Does Marken makes a point here? Is the “lies but framed well” tactic getting people killed? Wouldn’t comedians (and others) exposing and ridiculing that be helpful?

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        1. Ralph Hilliard‏ @RalphDHilliard 31 Mar 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JohnCleese

          He can't here. While well developed, condensation is not part of a useful skill stack in an emergency.

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        2. Moar Coffee‏ @moarcoffeee 31 Mar 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JohnCleese

          Don't you think Trump deserves a bashing over downplaying the virus-much as the surgeon general is downplaying the need 4 masks now? The bashing serves a purpose-discouraging future irresponsible messaging! Similar 2 how u point out Trumps retaliations discourage attacks to him

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        3. Moar Coffee‏ @moarcoffeee 31 Mar 2020
          Replying to @moarcoffeee @ScottAdamsSays @JohnCleese

          You have to remember Scott.. he let this go almost entirely untested for well over a month when the threat was clear.. to the point where extreme damage and loss of life was unavoidable. He basically let it loose unchallenged until it was too late to avoid massive loss of life

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        2. JL Montague‏ @JL_Montague 31 Mar 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JohnCleese

          The guy who created Dilbert telling a comedy legend like Cleese to be useful is like Run Joey Run singer David Geddes telling U2 to be relevant.

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        1. tk Computer Service  🖥‏ @tkcomputer 31 Mar 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JohnCleese

          The President, nor Congress runs this Country. "We" do. I think it's all too easy to shout at the Rain rather than come-together & force our Government to do as We tell them. We have Twitter, we have plenty of ways to gauge the super majority on most any subject. So.. ???

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