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    1. Dana Perino‏Verified account @DanaPerino 30 Mar 2020

      Ok ummmm Peter got garbanzo beans instead of black beans at the store. I’m not going to complain. But not sure this recipe is gonna turn out well. Making a “crowd-pleasing Tex mex casserole”

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 30 Mar 2020
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      He doesn’t see color in beans. Very woke.

      4:27 PM - 30 Mar 2020
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        1. Not Fleeting Chance‏ @tweeting_chance 30 Mar 2020
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          You sure he isn’t doing the equivalent of misgendering his beans?

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        1. Optimistic Harry‏ @HarryDogood 30 Mar 2020
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          Quattro bean chili begs to differ.

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        1. Abstractjwl‏ @abstractjwl 30 Mar 2020
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          Garbanzos in a casserole won’t do very well tho.

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        1. Seth Postma‏ @sthpst 30 Mar 2020
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          Color, okay. But could he at least see shape? I mean, pinto, fine. But garbanzo? Chaos

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        1. DavidStrom‏ @DavidStrom 30 Mar 2020
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          Same exact thing. Except for flavor, texture, shape, consistency, and ability to mix well with tahini.

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        1. Reid pierce‏ @thestork0229 30 Mar 2020
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          Hysterical

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        1. Dr. Jug May‏ @Sheriff_Jug_May 30 Mar 2020
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          "Crowd-pleasing" is a violation of Covid-19 guidelines. 🤠

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