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Ah dark humor. I love it.
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This virus really likes the rich, wealthy, and powerful.
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Scott Adams everyone! He'll be in the house for a fortnight. Please don't forget to tip your delivery persons! Good night!
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So it can also be caught by taking private jets?
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Ok I laughed out loud!
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My dad owned a tobacco shop for decades. He would get that call once a month. Before the pranksters could utter their comedic brilliance, my dad would inevitably respond, “yes, but we let him out for some fresh air”.
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