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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 19 Mar 2020

    Scott Adams Retweeted CNN Breaking News

    Modified old telephone joke: "Hello, do you have Prince Albert in a can? You do? Well, keep him in there for two weeks."https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1240665671320641537 …

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    Prince Albert II of Monaco has tested positive for COVID-19, a palace spokesperson says https://cnn.it/3dgbTwq  pic.twitter.com/dRoqWYarah
    10:40 AM - 19 Mar 2020
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      1. Wendy Saddler‏ @WMS4Yeshua 19 Mar 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Ouroborus 🍥‏ @Ouroborvs 19 Mar 2020
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        Ah dark humor. I love it.

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      1. Gonz‏ @FaceLikeTheSun 19 Mar 2020
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        This virus really likes the rich, wealthy, and powerful.

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      1. Travis Crawford‏ @propter_vocem 19 Mar 2020
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        Scott Adams everyone! He'll be in the house for a fortnight. Please don't forget to tip your delivery persons! Good night!

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      1. Im_the_disciplinarian_yeah_right‏ @VillageCatDad 19 Mar 2020
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        #Facepalm

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      1. Ed Smith‏ @EdSmith288 19 Mar 2020
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        So it can also be caught by taking private jets?

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      1. Leah Schwochert‏ @RealLeahMarie 19 Mar 2020
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        Ok I laughed out loud!

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      2. Arron‏ @Arron16240592 19 Mar 2020

        Came to the comments to try and understand it 😂

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      1. We don't deserve Dogs!‏ @WedontdeserveD2 19 Mar 2020
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        My dad owned a tobacco shop for decades. He would get that call once a month. Before the pranksters could utter their comedic brilliance, my dad would inevitably respond, “yes, but we let him out for some fresh air”.

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