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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 29 Feb 2020
      Replying to @JesseKellyDC

      Only for ghosts. Sorry to break it to you. We humans can get up to 10% functional faucets.

      8:31 PM - 29 Feb 2020
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        1.  ⚡ ⚡ ⚡TASKFORCE THUNDER  ⚡ ⚡ ⚡‏ @npc2019 29 Feb 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JesseKellyDC

          I often question whether or not I am still alive when attempting to use automated bathroom accessories.

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        1. Topher Carlton‏ @TopherCarlton 29 Feb 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JesseKellyDC

          .@Zak_Bagans Please confirm!!!! 👍🏼😎

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        1. Grimm Bastard  ☣‏ @BastardGrimm 29 Feb 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JesseKellyDC

          I've had a 95% success rate my entire life.pic.twitter.com/DUvPAjgfWX

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        1. Rev. Spencer Kibblebreath‏ @JErikHansen1 29 Feb 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JesseKellyDC

          Ok so I am ticking the "warm blooded" check box next to Mr. Adams name. Do we have any other proof he is not a lizard? @alexjones oh I guess we can't ask him now can we?

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        2. Goose Jones‏ @jmjones2207 29 Feb 2020
          Replying to @JesseKellyDC @ScottAdamsSays

          Keep up the good fight brother!

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        1. John Finegan‏ @johnfinegan 29 Feb 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JesseKellyDC

          Airports should adjust all electronic faucets and soap dispensers so they actually work for human hands = common sense virus mitigation measure.

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        1. dancaid ⚙️ 👾‏ @dancaid 29 Feb 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JesseKellyDC

          Jesse can’t reach down low enough to activate the sensor on most faucets

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        1. VaxControlGroup‏ @noLoserThinkPls 29 Feb 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JesseKellyDC

          Jesse have you seen The Six Sense?

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        1. Hunter Scott‏ @GokkHunter 29 Feb 2020
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          Ha! Big fat guys 75%

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