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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Feb 2020

      In 2017, Bloomberg (the publication) did a hit piece on me that featured this photo. Looks like I have a MAGA hat on the wall, doesn't it? I have never owned one. (Too dangerous.)pic.twitter.com/aNtA1B3EdW

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    2. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Feb 2020

      This non-MAGA hat was sent to me, unsolicited, by a fan. I forget what the hat said, but it was a takeoff on MAGA, not related to politics. I think it replaced "America" with some profession. I stuck it on an existing hook by the door as an emergency backup hat for my backyard.

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    3. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Feb 2020

      In simpler times we used to say, "Photos don't lie." Today, it would be closer to the truth to say photos ALWAYS lie. A photo in this context is the combined opinion of the photographer and the editor, at best. At worst, as in this example, it is a lie to the audience.

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    4. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Feb 2020

      I don't know if karma is a subroutine of the Simulation, or if it just seems that way. All I know for sure is that Bloomberg made an enemy of me that day.

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    5. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Feb 2020

      I don't blame Bloomberg employees, many of whom have been terrific to me over the years. I think the CEO sets the editorial direction on political coverage.

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Feb 2020

      This is all by way of disclosing that I have no intention of being objective about Bloomberg's presidential run. If I can be a small part of helping you imagine him less as a president, and more like a desiccated turd in a punch bowl, wearing a tiny suit, I have served karma.

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        1. Geary‏ @indiucky 24 Feb 2020
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          Obliged sir....

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        1. RightOnTarget‏ @RightOnTarget76 24 Feb 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          Seems fair.

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        1. all you can  🐻‏ @m3gatronic 24 Feb 2020
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          this early morning scorching might be better than today's sip. 🔥pic.twitter.com/K5saYrfKSm

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        1. Sherlock Homes  😷 🕵️‍♂️‏ @Sherlockhome69 24 Feb 2020
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          My grandmother used to say that the suit is not a measure of the size of the turd.

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        2. Tom the Dog-Faced One-Horse Pony Soldier‏ @thomasa56 24 Feb 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          When someone called Bloomberg a micro-manager, I misunderstood what they meant.

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        1.  🍿 🐇 🇺🇸  🌟 🌟 🌟‏ @common_sense___ 24 Feb 2020
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          pic.twitter.com/7qOz3CUB5k

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        1. Doctor of Education-Elect‏ @belize042 24 Feb 2020
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          Bloomberg sees his poll numbers.pic.twitter.com/GMK4byixmi

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        1. Dad‏ @NorvR 24 Feb 2020
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          But have you earned your place in heaven (alongside Bloomie)?

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        1. Scorpion Gulch‏ @ScorpionGulch 24 Feb 2020
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          Good for you Scott. And with that you have exposed the heart of long suffering conservative in a spineless republican party that goes all the way back to Bush senior and why I will support @realDonaldTrump till the proverbial cows come home.

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