I like the ones Garfield is in better
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Hilarious!

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Too much of a stretch, like some old joke fitted in Dilbert.
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Funniest part: "I told the family he came back to life and ran away"
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Hey Scott...Thanks for the morning broadcasts. I'm getting ready to watch it. But, I like to check out what's on your mind 1st...I appreciate your effort.
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Hilarious!
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Nice. But a better ending to your cartoon might've been: "Okay...so you basically told the family you "reverse engineered" his death? When can you start?"
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LOL. I work as a field engineer and only take jobs within my skill set. The problem is the web portals allowing ANYONE to take jobs whether they are qualified to do the work, are legally allowed to work in the USA, or are the person they claim to be. No vetting is done.
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