Hey @ScottAdamsSays the simulation is glitching againhttps://twitter.com/upidaisy/status/1218924372976656386 …
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Now I am thinking "Cool Story" while also thinking Topper is at work

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I can't top elephant INSIDE a hotel!
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That's what he told the family. What he told my grandfather is way crazier. Way. Crazier.
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I recall doing a server install and they said "if there's a tannoy announcement stating a monkey is in the car park" it's a real event.
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You grew up in the catskills - decidedly downstate...
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Omg, Captain! That is WILD! (anyone beat me to it yet?) I love this story! Your grandfather had to be blinking HARDCORE & rubbing his eyes.pic.twitter.com/PCgMlSueBn
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