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    1. Erica like AmERICA‏ @ZiaErica 19 Jan 2020

      Erica like AmERICA Retweeted bettersoma

      Ok @ScottAdamsSays .. not sure what is happening here but my guess is this guy is delivering a potato.https://twitter.com/bettersoma/status/1218951553597394944 …

      Erica like AmERICA added,

      bettersoma @bettersoma
      🥔 sequel. More 🥔. pic.twitter.com/r9tufNpiXj
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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 19 Jan 2020
      Replying to @ZiaErica

      What the?

      9:56 AM - 19 Jan 2020
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      • Andrew Lizotte Brad Atkinson Kevin Watson Stosh Clayton Cody B tom 🌮 Erica like AmERICA David John Schreiber 🇸🇪🇺🇸🇬🇱🐰
      12 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
        1. Poochie‏ @jberg66760300 19 Jan 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ZiaErica

          Is this what happens when I watch too much scott adams?

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        1. John Schreiber  🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🇬🇱 🐰‏ @JohnSchreiber8 19 Jan 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ZiaErica

          This is literal

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        1. Paul Niemeyer‏ @PaulNiemeyer1 19 Jan 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ZiaErica

          Clearly the grade school experiment to use a potato as a battery had a big influence on him.

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        1. Chadsellhoff‏ @Mulletsplaining 19 Jan 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ZiaErica

          Now THAT’S a word salad of an interview.

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        1. Vago‏ @travelamigo 19 Jan 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ZiaErica

          There's plenty more where this came from once we get recreational drugs legalized.

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        1. Mark Nathans‏ @MarkNathans 19 Jan 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ZiaErica

          Those who know don’t say and those say don’t know.

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        1. Cody B‏ @cornstawk 19 Jan 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ZiaErica

          Twitter has blocked and won’t let me see the “sensitive subject matter”; ....would I be able to un-see it, after I saw it, if I could see it?

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        1. CalJestice‏ @CalJestice 19 Jan 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ZiaErica

          The simulation has found the deleted code.

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        1. mirrormere cos‏ @mirrormerecos 19 Jan 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ZiaErica

          That's shaking the box.

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        1. Paula M‏ @pebo72 19 Jan 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @ZiaErica

          calling Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew

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