@themattlinville he's writing your life. You two should meet and discuss royalties
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There’s no kill switch on awesome
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Did Wally ever really try?
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What if it's my incompetence? Asking for a friend...
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Could you please post these as images instead of links? I wanna read them but don’t wanna open a webpage
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Wally gets it, Captain. He needs to be unfucked with. Can we isolate him or will that make him even less productive?
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Does anybody find this remotely witty or funny? Asking for a friend.
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The Daily Strip, in Haiku. No matter the job, Always appear to work hard. That's called a win-win.
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