I predict the author would lose a substantial portion of their anonymous audience bc they'd be prohibited from interacting. But I appreciate your "throwing the baby out with the bathwater" proposal bc it inspires us to refine a solution. 
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He has several well-paying jobs, and is very comfortably off. Hope your mom's basement isn't too chilly this winter.
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