Kristina: (looking at me) “What are you wearing today for Thanksgiving with my family.” Me: (Already dressed and ready to go) “Apparently not what I’m wearing now.” 

Happy Thanksgiving!
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At least you know not to wear v-neck sweaters
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Nah, we don't want Scott to change. (Or remove the pleasure of wardrobe commentary from Kristina).
End of conversation
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T shirt and shorts?
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Scott, we women do as we do
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