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    1. Mike Cernovich‏Verified account @Cernovich 24 Nov 2019

      What is the WORST advice someone ever gave you?

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Nov 2019
      Replying to @Cernovich

      “You should work for the Post Office.” — Dad

      10:57 PM - 24 Nov 2019
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        1. Cathe Gordon‏ @twitcathe 24 Nov 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Cernovich

          That Postmaster General outfit is pretty cute, Scott!

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        1. Tom Reynolds‏ @Beregond 24 Nov 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Cernovich

          Instead you became an advocate for a product where the industry smartasses claimed it was really an acronym for "It Still Does Nothing."

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        1. Benny Nomad‏ @BennySeattle 24 Nov 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Cernovich

          This reminds me of a riddle I saw today on a whiteboard at the gym: "What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters?"

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        2. The Other Rene‏ @theotherrene 24 Nov 2019
          Replying to @Sunset_USA @ScottAdamsSays @Cernovich

          Dilbert doesn't sleep. He waits.

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        1. Wes Walker‏ @Republicanuck 24 Nov 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Cernovich

          I heard somewhere that Kasich's dad worked there...

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        1. Tex Owins, Master of The Task‏ @OwinsTex 24 Nov 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Cernovich

          I have never known someone who worked there who liked it. Best place to own a bar is across the street from a large post office.

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        1. SilverSection‏ @fleigerhorst 25 Nov 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Cernovich

          You know those times when at the end of a horrendous 12 hour day where you did your absolute best and the boss takes you in the office to give you a warning. That's every other day at the Post Office.

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        1. Agnes Adagio‏ @AgnesAdagio 25 Nov 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Cernovich

          Agnes Adagio Retweeted Inty

          President Trump 👍🏿👏🏿😍 https://twitter.com/intypython/status/1198488343010369537?s=21 …https://twitter.com/__Inty__/status/1198488343010369537 …

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          习近平习包子,每次去中国人家吃东西,不仅掀别人锅,还不给钱;反观,Trump在自己开的酒店吃饭,还给服务员小费。。。 pic.twitter.com/KlmwZQ7fpB
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