Surprisingly accurate :)
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We have to submit our questions for approval. Lmao!
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And please cover the tattoos.
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The bosses are coming: Clean everything so well that it looks like no one works here. Make yourselves so scarce that it looks like no one works here. If the bosses realize you work here, show them you understand literally everything, but say nothing.
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I had an almost verbatim discussion when a regulator was visiting. Told to act like Sgt. Schultz. For some reason the powers forgot that occasionally I interact with the same regulators, who's job it is to protect public safety, privately.
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The Daily Strip, in Haiku. It is often said, Look busy to be busy. Happy's optional.
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