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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 9 Nov 2019

    https://dilbert.com/strip/2019-11-09?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=organic-dilbert-sa&utm_campaign=daily-engagement&utm_content=dilbert … #Dilbert

    4:54 AM - 9 Nov 2019
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    • Deplorable Me John Hancock Juan Gutierrez mookiefett16🇺🇲 Dan Donahue TeeCee The Unifier™ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Bishop Charles S. Harlow Vera Day Rizer
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      1. Meagan Kae‏ @meagankae 9 Nov 2019
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Ok that was very clever! 😂😂🤣

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      1.  👿 👼 𝐂ʜʀɪ𝐬ᴛɪᴀɴ 𝐅ɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏʀ 𝐃ᴏᴄᴛʀɪɴᴇ? 👼 👿‏ @FictionDoctrine 9 Nov 2019
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        Big fan Scott. I read these every time you post them. I've never laughed once. Admittedly, I've never worked in the corporate world. I think I'm lucky to not understand the Dilbert humor.

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      1. Michy Goody‏ @goodyfish 9 Nov 2019
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        Classic Dilbert! Thanks for the laugh with my solo sip.

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      1. Rob Esveldt  🇳🇱‏ @Gyrobit 9 Nov 2019
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        LOL 😂😂

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      1. Keith Dorschner‏ @keith_dorschner 9 Nov 2019
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        But why the need to kill one’s self?

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      1. Here we are‏ @VWHORUSHD 9 Nov 2019
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        Last week I learned about a lab that was using a 3-D printer to make 3-D printers - which, if done correctly, should take over the world.

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      1. AHadz‏ @ihadztotweet 9 Nov 2019
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        Omg this is great! 😂😂😂😂

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      2. mrxak‏ @mrxak 9 Nov 2019
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        Just tell them it will solve climate change by depopulating the planet long enough for precious Morher Gaia to heal.

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      1. Louie Lozano‏ @WeldtoWrite 9 Nov 2019
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        You know what? I think this was the explanation for time travel in the Michael Crichton book "Timeline". If I recall, the way they time travel is by destroying the body and reconstructing it in a different point in time. Might be wrong, though. Been years since I read it.

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