The complete lack of correlation between effort and success.
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Birthday lists where everyone has to participate in singing and bringing a cake.
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Ha, you already did with “webbish” years ago.
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Bored security guards who are encouraged to learn every employee’s name as you walk through security gates. Creepy to have one walk up and say your name
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"Good Morning, Jennifer I see you got the car washed over the weekend! I hope you like the flowers I sent Friday. The pinkish tulips are your favorite, right? Oh, and try to avoid Danica today She's really upset over your Tweet on Saturday. Have a good one, Jenn!"
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Can we DM you with suggestions?
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Boss with no spine to do the right thing b/c they avoid confrontation
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They're about to bring in people who know nothing to tell us how to be faster. They'll do this by assuming everything is perfect all the time. It's going to be awesome.
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This is good! Love it. Made me laugh.
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Coworker that keeps whistling all the time in my ear
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