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    2. Verb8im‏ @Verb8im2 24 Sep 2019
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      Good. Sue them into infinity.

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    3. This friggin' guy‏ @getmenewhouse 24 Sep 2019
      Replying to @Verb8im2 @ScottAdamsSays

      Yessssss Scott, crush the 1st Amendment! The only protected speech is speech we like!

      2 replies 0 retweets 52 likes
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    5. This friggin' guy‏ @getmenewhouse 25 Sep 2019
      Replying to @stresssssssssed @Verb8im2 @ScottAdamsSays

      Sure he can! Anybody can sue for anything! He just can't win!

      1 reply 0 retweets 40 likes
    6. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 25 Sep 2019
      Replying to @getmenewhouse @stresssssssssed @Verb8im2

      "You'll never convince a judge or a jury," said the moron to the hypnotist.

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 25 Sep 2019
      Replying to @mookie_dog @BettikMartin and

      That's what any good lawyer does. Remember "If the glove does not fit, you must acquit"? That's what hypnotists and lawyers learn: If it is catchy, and simple, and rhymes, people will register it as also true.

      6:17 AM - 25 Sep 2019
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        2. Alex‏ @_asavage 25 Sep 2019
          Replying to @BettikMartin @ScottAdamsSays and

          Transcripts of a pro se @ScottAdamsSays trying to survive... well, any motion practice, let alone a hearing, is the comedy this timeline deserves.

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        2. Alex‏ @_asavage 25 Sep 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @mookie_dog and

          You know, you don’t get to a jury if your case gets dismissed on the pleadings, and that’s assuming you’d convince an attorney it’s not frivolous to bring in the first place.

          2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
        3. Dave Wood is a meat popsicle.‏ @snowbonk 25 Sep 2019
          Replying to @_asavage @ScottAdamsSays and

          There's probably no shortage of attorneys willing to take Scott's money. Caselaw is solid enough that you could represent yourself against him easily (special motion to dismiss) and then SLAPPback to get a good chunk of Scott's money for your trouble.

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        2. David Shulman‏ @SoFlaEstatePlan 25 Sep 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @mookie_dog and

          A man of your stature must have very good lawyers. Please go talk to them. They will tell you that there is no cause of action here.

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        2. This friggin' guy‏ @getmenewhouse 25 Sep 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @mookie_dog and

          No, Scott. That isn't how civil torts work. Jesus christ.

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        3. JudgmentAbounds‏ @JudgmentAbounds 25 Sep 2019
          Replying to @getmenewhouse @ScottAdamsSays and

          Does he think this hypothetical hearing will be in front of Judge Judy?

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        2. Kathryn Tewson‏ @KathrynTewson 25 Sep 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @mookie_dog and

          Oh my goodness. Do you actually believe this, or is it a bit?

          1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
        3. Stephen Le Duc‏ @Add_Boy 25 Sep 2019
          Replying to @KathrynTewson @ScottAdamsSays and

          Pointy-Hair Boss takes are the best takes here, imo

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