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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 19 Sep 2019

      Scott Adams Retweeted Yashar Ali  🐘

      Is it my imagination, or has politics and comedy completely merged now? I'll be laughing about this story for another two hours. While also being appropriately offended, obviously. I mean, I'm not a monster.https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1174671869045350401 …

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      Yashar Ali  🐘Verified account @yashar
      NEW: Global News has obtained a video of Justin Trudeau in blackface. This is the 3rd instance of Trudeau in blackface and is not from the other two events where Trudeau was in blackface https://globalnews.ca/news/5922861/justin-trudeau-brownface-video/ …
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    2. David Hazony‏Verified account @davidhazony 19 Sep 2019
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      Comedy is not funny any more, but politics are increasingly so.

      2 replies 3 retweets 55 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 19 Sep 2019
      Replying to @davidhazony

      Literally true. When was the last time you watched a hilarious movie?

      6:21 AM - 19 Sep 2019
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      • Damien Del Russo William Hunt The Padre ✝️ Susan Groff Guido Peter Bailey Paul Slobodnik Jerry Mark Homnick
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        1. SOMETHiNG WiCKËD‏ @som3thingwicked 19 Sep 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @davidhazony

          Hilarity is now measured by clapping at all the right parts, not decibels of laughter. Or so I’m told.

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        2. Loretta‏ @StagaZigfried 19 Sep 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @davidhazony

          Team America. It couldn't be made today.

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. Winning Hugely‏ @WinningHugely 19 Sep 2019
          Replying to @StagaZigfried @ScottAdamsSays @davidhazony

          Imagine what a remake of Blazing Saddles would be like today...

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        1. Let Them Eat Cake‏ @bclpbclp 19 Sep 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @davidhazony

          CNN is the new Comedy Central.

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        1. User Agent‏ @uacomment 19 Sep 2019
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          Borat

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        1. RobertMCle‏ @RobertMCle 19 Sep 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @davidhazony

          For me it was The 40-Year-Old Virgin. So over a decade ago.....

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