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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 1 Sep 2019

    https://dilbert.com/strip/2019-09-01?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=organic-dilbert-sa&utm_campaign=daily-engagement&utm_content=dilbert … #Dilbert

    6:48 AM - 1 Sep 2019
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      1. dr president-elect carny d  🎡  🇺🇸  🗽  🦅‏ @dougalpollux 1 Sep 2019
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        lol 😃

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      1. Daren Doesn't Write Much‏ @Darren_B_Lane 1 Sep 2019
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        The boss is acting as a process checklist. This is arguably as valuable as the process itself. I know someone whose boss asks her to explain her steps, then orders her to do those same steps, only slightly re-worded.

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      1. Scott Terzian‏ @scott_terzian 1 Sep 2019
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        Back in the day we’d put an obvious error early for our boss to correct. How devious we were.

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      1. Steve Kelley‏ @prufreeder 1 Sep 2019
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        Worked with a guy who inserted an obvious glitch in his work for people to fix. Called it the Hairy Arm Principle. It reaches out and grabs you. Once it was addressed, everything else was left alone.

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      1. The Right Defense‏ @TheRightDefense 1 Sep 2019
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        I've read a ton of Dilbert comics in the Newspapers over the years. Have to say that 99% of the time, I don't get them.

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      1. GreyAreaThinker‏ @conservativejj1 1 Sep 2019
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        You forgot the part where the boss says to his boss that he directed the work and was pivotal to it.

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      1. Mal  💚‏ @Johann_Kingston 1 Sep 2019
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        We used to call this "justifying their position"

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      1. JeffC‏ @JeffChrz 1 Sep 2019
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        "Based on actual events?"

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      1. Number 867530‏ @prisoner8675330 1 Sep 2019
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        I had a boss who would turn to a random page and look for problems. He said he was too busy to review the entire document. He said it was surprising how often he found problems that way. If he found a problem he'd have someone else review the entire thing.

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      1. S̀͡҉̴͏ḩ̶a̷̛͘͟͏k͡҉͏y҉̵̵̵̕‏ @extrashaky 1 Sep 2019
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        We learned to leave a single glaring error in our workpapers for the manager's attention. Then we'd only have to spend 20 minutes talking about bicycling or his kid's soccer team to get an audit approved, as opposed to hours of nonsense if the workpapers were perfect.

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