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    1. The Babylon Bee‏ @TheBabylonBee 20 Aug 2019

      Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa'https://babylonbee.com/news/portland-police-wish-there-were-some-kind-of-organized-armed-force-that-could-fight-back-against-antifa …

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    2. Robert K Morgan‏ @PelagiusRobert 20 Aug 2019
      Replying to @TheBabylonBee @ScottAdamsSays

      Scott, The “Babylon Bee” has got to be a parody site like “The Onion”, right? Because if she actually said that in a press conference, she should have immediately resigned afterwards. “An organized Armed Force that Could Protect The People “? That describes the Portland OR PD!

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 20 Aug 2019
      Replying to @PelagiusRobert @TheBabylonBee

      One-third of the public can’t recognize humor.

      3:39 PM - 20 Aug 2019
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        2. Robert K Morgan‏ @PelagiusRobert 20 Aug 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @TheBabylonBee

          AHA! But I did! I have an excellent sense of humor.Especially since I was the object of The Onion’s front page back when it was started! However, the “Humor” of this story isn’t even a millimeter away from the Truth! Only that it wasn’t spoken aloud in a press conference.

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        3. Oregonbutnotportland‏ @LegalOregonian 20 Aug 2019
          Replying to @PelagiusRobert @ScottAdamsSays @TheBabylonBee

          She said it.

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        2. Cathe Gordon‏ @twitcathe 20 Aug 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @PelagiusRobert @TheBabylonBee

          One-third? Where are your stats, Mister? 😉 My sister-in-law admits to no sense of humor. She says it's easier because she Amelia Bedelias (my description) everything so is never offended. I spent two weeks every month at her house for two years trying to explain Trump's humor.

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        3. Robert K Morgan‏ @PelagiusRobert 20 Aug 2019
          Replying to @twitcathe @ScottAdamsSays @TheBabylonBee

          You’re WASTING your time. Even people who have an average sense of humor don’t “get” @realDonaldTrump ‘s Humor most of the time. They laugh because others are laughing.

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        2. Timothy Gumm‏ @timothy_gumm 20 Aug 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @PelagiusRobert @TheBabylonBee

          One third of the time.

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        3. Robert K Morgan‏ @PelagiusRobert 20 Aug 2019
          Replying to @timothy_gumm @ScottAdamsSays @TheBabylonBee

          No, Scott’s correct. That’s why they installed “Laugh” & “Applause” signs in shows with “Live-Studio Audiences”. If they didn’t, that 30% could be 100% of the studio audience, & those “at home” wouldn’t know, or have the “cues”, to know what’s funny.

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        1. Nick Parabellum‏ @NickParabellum 20 Aug 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @PelagiusRobert @TheBabylonBee

          My wife must be in the 1/3.

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        1. Dude‏ @TheDeliveryDude 20 Aug 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @PelagiusRobert @TheBabylonBee

          I noticed that.. but 1/3rd seems like a low ball number.

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        2. Michael "Neanderthal Thinking'' Matthys‏ @mixter102 20 Aug 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @PelagiusRobert @TheBabylonBee

          And they all work for Snopes

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