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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 3 Aug 2019

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      1. Mostly harmful‏ @forgues_michel 3 Aug 2019
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        I think I was married to her once. She asks a question not to hear what I think, only to tell me how wrong I am.

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      1. Lance‏ @ForeverALance 3 Aug 2019
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        This one hits like a bus... Same setup works for trying to figure out where your SO wants to eat. "Anywhere is fine." Anywhere was not fine.

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      1. Gerald R. Gray‏ @SmartGridJer 3 Aug 2019
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        My calendar is up to date. Send me an invite. Them: Calendar?

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      1. Lauren Order‏ @JustLaurenB 3 Aug 2019
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        I remember as a child growing up reading only the cartoon section of the newspaper. The Sunday section was colorized and I was thoroughly enthralled and simultaneously entertained at the same time. Thank you for being one of my favorite childhood memories!

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      1. Robert Anthony‏ @robgarant 3 Aug 2019
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        Back in high school, a friend and I had a whole routine we'd do on this concept in front of folks who didn't know us. Always hard to keep a straight face watching their reactions. Thanks for the memory.

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      1. Paul Leatherman‏ @1paleatherman 3 Aug 2019
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        Woke to this👍🤣

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      1. Mike Partyka‏ @MichaelJPartyka 3 Aug 2019
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        Once I worked on a project still in the planning stage. 5 directors had to settle on a next meeting date. They kept bumping out the date b/c of conflicts. Finally they announced a date they could all attend. The project lead said, "According to our timeline, we go live that day."pic.twitter.com/1jee6STw8m

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      1. S̀͡҉̴͏ḩ̶a̷̛͘͟͏k͡҉͏y҉̵̵̵̕‏ @extrashaky 3 Aug 2019
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        One of my managers in a Big Four accounting firm actually scheduled a team meeting to discuss the best time to schedule a team meeting. IIRC the subject on the invitation was, "Discuss Planning Meeting Time."

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