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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Jun 2019

    https://dilbert.com/strip/2019-06-24?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=organic-dilbert-sa&utm_campaign=daily-engagement&utm_content=dilbert …

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      1. Headsnipe011‏ @Headsnipe011 24 Jun 2019
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Nailed it!

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      1. ratman720  👨‍🔬 🏕 🌋 🧭 🏭 📉 🧪 🎮‏ @ratman720 24 Jun 2019
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        Too true. My last company churned,18 people in a department of twelve in 3 years.

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      1. Mike Partyka‏ @MichaelJPartyka 24 Jun 2019
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        The "high turnover" strip from my cartoon series #ActiveDisengagement.pic.twitter.com/Y4DXi6G75J

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      1. Robert The Bruce‏ @GerkenB 24 Jun 2019
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        Members a British & American marketing group were discussing turnover. After 5 minutes of listening to each side argue I brought it to their attention they each had much different means for the word. It was people vs revenue.

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      1. K.L.‏ @REOSpeedDemon 24 Jun 2019
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        You've probably addressed this before, but how has the last several years affected Dilbert income?

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      1.  ❌Glenn VOTED TRUMP ❌‏ @GlennMorrisUSA 24 Jun 2019
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        Hire slow, fire fast then get the hell out of the way of your choices.

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      1. A Neanderthal Mind is a Danger to The Left‏ @yuggy52 24 Jun 2019
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        🤣😂🤣😂 Always enjoy Dilbert. It’s the only comic I read.

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      1. Robert K Morgan‏ @PelagiusRobert 24 Jun 2019
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        #Eggcellent! @Solmemes1

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      1. Rebekka Adams‏ @RebekkaAdams198 24 Jun 2019
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        Hilarious and true

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      1. Qin Liu‏ @wandererql 24 Jun 2019
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        So true. That’s why I quit and found a higher paying job.

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