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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 18 Jun 2019

    https://dilbert.com/strip/2019-06-18?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=organic-dilbert-sa&utm_campaign=daily-engagement&utm_content=dilbert …

    6:18 AM - 18 Jun 2019
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      1. Robert Lawton‏ @Rklawton 18 Jun 2019
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        I aced a graduate semester of "Strategic Human Resource Management", but I found understanding "The Dilbert Principle" far more informative and useful.

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      1. Jumbo Shrimp‏ @JumboShrimp787 18 Jun 2019
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Apps is a subject that holds a motherlode of ideas for Dilbert.

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      1. @snailtracks‏ @snailtracks 18 Jun 2019
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Funny and dark. 😂😶

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      2. President Susan Rice, Patrick 🇺🇸  🎹  🇨🇮 🖋 🇺🇸‏ @pianoman817 18 Jun 2019
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Management by walking around. Management by objectives. Now...Management by random number generator. ✅

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      3. President-Elect Donna‏ @donnamoon81146 18 Jun 2019
        Replying to @pianoman817 @ScottAdamsSays

        I always liked seagull management. Fly into your office, squak, drop a load of crap on your desk, and fly off.

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      2. Peter Flystam‏ @SporkingIt 18 Jun 2019
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        The app can be made both better, and simpler, by dropping the criticizing and only suggest praise. Positive reinforcement is the key to so much happiness.

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      3. Micah Killian‏ @mijokijo 18 Jun 2019
        Replying to @SporkingIt @ScottAdamsSays

        You can to pay to get that feature unlocked.

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      1. GScott - #Maranatha ~fig picker/servant-2Kin.6:15~‏ @GScottLaughlin 18 Jun 2019
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        I could use that for dealing with my 17yo daughter. That's the truth.

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      1. Gabe‏ @My_Engine 18 Jun 2019
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        ...can you send Dilbert back to the university even if for a short course so that he can interact there?

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      1.  🐢DM Book  🎮  🖊 🎤  🎩‏ @DavidTheBook 18 Jun 2019
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        HAHAHA! That's great.

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